And worms, and fishies, and birdies…

You know, in case you ever wondered why I amke fun of some people…

“I pledge allegiance to the Earth, and to the flora, fauna and human life that it supports, one planet, indivisible, with safe air, water and soil, economic justice, equal rights and peace for all.” – from the Women’s Environment and Development Organization as quoted on Philobiblon

So the next time some shark is biting the leg of someone int he ocean, just remind them that you pledged your allegience to them all and I am sure he will stop. Additionally, cold weather will no longer be dangerous and Volcanoes will not hurt you.