Once in NYC I encountered this wild eyed crazy old man who was wearing a tattered blanket as a cape and telling people he was Superman. He thought he was doing something good (saving the day, I guess) but in the end he was just a crazy old man with no grip on reality who could not recognize himself for what he was.
In that vein I present to you “The Porn Detective“. Pictured here wielding a large black dildo “The Porn Detective” can call itself whatever it wants, but in the end it is just a crazy, bitter lady with nothing better to do than petty vandalism and minor harassment.
What you gasp? An unattractive, lonely, bitter person with self esteem problems is upset that humans might:
- Find pretty people attractive
- Like sex
- Enjoy watching people having sex
- Not mind paying for that content
- Have completely and utterly failed to find “The Porn Detective” at all relevant or worthwhile, thus contributing to a crushing self image problem and a wellspring of anger
But it’s true, no matter how odd it might seem.
It’s not her that has the problem though. Oh no. It’s all of us that have the problem. The muttering, potentially violent crazy lady who wanders around town yelling at strangers, taking their pictures and then spitting at random before destroying their property? Yeah, she has her shit together.
“He was neither willing to cooperate with giving a spit sample:so I left one on my exit to remind him of the consequences of messing with a Porn Detective.” – link
Riiiight.
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