There are a lot of people out there who hate your penis. Most of them know that deep down in you’re heart your just a dirty evil rapist biding his time till the moment is right to strike*.
Of course most of the people who hate and fear your penis don’t actually claim out loud that men are biologically incapable of controlling ourselves. The few who do say it out loud are marginalized but tolerated.
This is because to directly claim that men are inherently evil would be to acknowledge that (!gasp!) men and women might be different. Since they have a huge political stake in the fiction that all gender differences are social constructs this would be bad.
Instead, what they will claim is that the vast evil conspiracy has managed to brainwash you since birth and that this influence can never be overcome or ignored. Like original sin to Catholics the male is doomed to spend the rest of his days as a mindless zombie, a slave to the violence programmed into him by the patriarchal overlords.
"Retaining the male has not even the dubious purpose of reproduction. The male is a biological accident: the y(male) chromosome is an incomplete x(female) chromosome, that is, has an incomplete set of chromosomes. In other words, the male is an incomplete female, a walking abortion, aborted at the gene stage. To be male is to be deficient, emotionally limited; maleness is a deficiency disease and males are emotional cripples." – Valerie Solanas in the SCUM Manifesto
How then can one ever hope to escape the evil within him? How does one rid himself of this curse and reclaim his lost humanity? Get rid of your penis.
Since you, like me, are probably to indoctrinated by the patriarchy to see the inherent wisdom in self castration you may thin we are doomed by this weakness until the revolution finally grants our female overlords the power to forcibly save us.
Fortunately, there is hope. Pray fellows, pray to whatever god you hold dear that he grants you the gift of erectile dysfunction. It is your only hope.
"This may sound cruel, but I’m immensely grateful that the male body doesn’t always respond to our commands. I’m grateful that "erection problems" are so ubiquitous. As someone who is personally and professionally interested in challenging traditional notions of masculinity, I’m struck by how even a single episode of ED can force an otherwise unthinking man into a sudden and serious reflection about his body, his identity, and his sexuality. ED gets men’s attention, and it gets it fast!" – Hugo in the post "Thanking God for impotence: a reflection on erectile dysfunction
We will leave aside Hugo’s problematic personal issues with his virility we can only hope that we find the strength to pray for this blessing. Because god knows, being able to have sex has never made anyone happy.
*note: since most of them also believe that this is a male dominated society where rape is a approved and common tool of the patriarchy in a vast conspiracy to keep the wimmin’ down I am not sure why they think you are waiting… but you are. Trust them.
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