“I hate to mention him because I think, personally, it’s a shitty thing to do, but SH is a big boy and can handle himself, plus, with his sense of humor, he might find it funny.” – Ren, tossing me to the kittens
It’s true, I do find it funny. Besides it had to come out sooner or later. I might as well tell the whole story.
Like everyone in the patriarchy I have an army of slave women at my beck and call. I use them for a variety of tasks from furniture (end tables, mostly) to making me piles of money. Oh, and oral sex. What can I say, I am a man of modest needs.
In any case, it is a little known fact of the patriarchy that we must all use our slave women to further the goals of our brothers at least 20% of the time. I like to think of it as “giving back to the community”. For my part I have chosen to provide the collective with the services of my slave ninjas. It is a very careful and delicate task to brainwash them into believing they are radical feminists yet still remaining loyal to me, but I love a challenge.
Even now, our minions lie in wait as sleeper agents*. Cleverly disguised in flannel shirts and quoting Dworkin they await only the trigger command to strike! You can trust no one! We are everywhere!
Or maybe not. Maybe someone just dropped me some information from a gmail account because I seem like the kind of guy who would do something with it**. Or maybe the idiots don’t know how to secure a forum and a simple Google search turns it all up in the cache. Maybe I decided to post said info to Ren, knowing she moderates her comments and could decide whether she wanted that short of accusation made public since it involved her. Maybe this is all a smoke screen to hide the fact that Ren and I are the same person, and we are psychic***.
Think what you wish****, frankly I don’t care.
What is amusing is what happens next. Apparently defender of all women Sam Berg did the one thing caring and benevolent leaders of the oppressed have always done. Hold a witch hunt…
“Throughout May and June the moderators at Genderberg worked like demons to try and figure out which of the 100 or so members was the leak. We ask every member a series of questions before approving them and we were going member by member to try and restore some of the lost sense of security that made one prostituted woman feel she had to leave GB.” – Sam Berg, in her own words
…then a trial…
“By early July we pooled our research and figured out that the leak was someone who registered as “Miriam” with a bunch of hooey about being anti-pornography and caring about prostituted women. I deleted “Miriam” from the memberlist and sent her the following email on July 5, 2007″ – Sam Berg, in her own words
…then abuse anyone who looks guilty…
“I feel bad for you because you’ve obviously been seriously fucked up by people in your life, but if you don’t back off slagging on radfems you’re going to force my hand.I can prove you committed fraud when you lied to moderator deedle about your gb membership, and I can prove you were the one who leaked Pony’s words. Because you’re a pathological liar, you’re probably thinking you can lie your way out of this just like you’ve done other times.
You can’t.
I didn’t out you before because I have a soft spot for seriously fucked up women like yourself, but I’m not above initiating legal action to show the ex-sex workers in my little community that their privacy and continued peace of mind is something I take very seriously. If you cared about sex workers one tenth as much as you manipulatively tell people you do then you would not have violated a sex worker-heavy community like you did.
Stop telling lies, Miriam. You’re not as good at it as you think you are.” – Sam Berg, in her own words
So far, it’s all predictable. Just now though, things have taken a turn into a conspiracy theory so vivid Alex Jones would be proud.
Having looked through everyone on the forums, they finally found someone with the name Miriam. Miriam happens to be the name of an author on a blog that one of the witch hunters connected with Ren. Clearly, since Miriam is a name that no two people on earth might have, this was the smoking gun.
Because clearly, Ren would have chosen a name easily connected with herself as her super secret cover, right?
“Now ask yourself why RenEv thinks my email to Miriam threatening to reveal that I know Miriam wrote the Radical Feminist Terrorism blog was somehow a threat to reveal personal information about RenEv.” – Sam Berg, in her own words
I have an alternative theory though. Maybe when Sam and the rest of the insane chic posse started hurling threats at someone they clearly thought was Ren she put 2+2 together and realized that (the incompetence of the witch hunters aside) they were threatening her. They just had the wrong email address.
Priceless. Really.
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* note: I am only kidding. Really. You’re completely safe. Talk among yourselves.
** note: I so am.
*** note: And by the way, that’s sick.
**** note: except the part about the ninja’s. Don’t think about that. I was kidding.
I just want to know, which one of us is paying the other off, and how come neither of us have seen any money out of it?
I’m gonna get SO laid with that “big boy” thing. I consider myself paid.
You’re out of luck… welcome to the patriarchy