Tonight’s Safe Word is ‘mmpffmmmmpff!!!!

As usual, the folks with the least sense of humor find all the best stuff. I present to you, my loving audience, the wonder that is Wrongcards.com…

Not only is it damn funny, but it might actually contribute to the downfall of society!

“One of these days people are going to have to wake up and realize that “humor” like this is corrosive. Just looking at it causes brain damage. How much more of this can our society withstand?” – Pagan Tree of Life

Now, when I say the downfall of society, obviously we just mean the evil men folk.

“I don’t understand why people would think that such subjects are funny when in fact it’s degrading to women in particular. The way I see it, it’s mostly men that are doing the ruining of our society and really the whole world, so this is just bad on many levels.” – Dave

Being that they are pure evil, the bastards at Wrongcards knew that this sort of thing would happen so they embrace it. I am reproducing the while thing here just in case they do get nuked.

“Free speech. Many organizations love free speech because it allows them to be publicly, audaciously ridiculous.

Of course, the same organizations don’t really believe that free speech is something others should have. And if you walk around being honest enough, sooner or later the propaganda wing of these organizations will come gunning for you.

It is a fair measure of success, however, when your find your work getting banned by organizations like these. It’s a sign that your parents raised you right.

When an organization or a religion can crush your freedom of speech, society is in danger. You may think it doesn’t matter – that it doesn’t effect you. But what we don’t know is what the next century will be like.

I don’t want for us to be unable to publish a scientific paper because it disagrees with an overriding dogma claiming that the world was assembled in seven days. Or that it might confirm global warming. I don’t want our web hosts shutting us down when we post discussion about the putting-down of dissent in Tibet on our blogs. You know, a popular political site was shut down for publishing a photograph of flag-draped coffins. The retention of Free Speech is a scrabble up long, never-ending slippery slope. What’s the phrase: constant vigilance?

If you don’t mind, post links to us in forums and on your blogs. Sooner or later someone will try and ban us, it’ll be awesome, and good ole ma will be proud.

And hopefully I’ll make a nice spike of ad revenue while I frantically move the site to the same webhosts Pirate Bay use, or something, but I don’t look at it from the perspective of making gobs of money. God, who needs that?

When really it’s only about the fame and the glory.” – Ban Wrongcards!

I think I’m in love.